__I was planning to write a mind-blowing tale about the presence of vortexes in the universe, but I accidentally lent on the keyboard and - - - = was the result. It reminded me of the white line that divides the road, and I could no longer concentrate on rips in the space-time continuum. The more I thought about it the more I realised just how important the white line is. It is the most important development in transport since the invention of the motor vehicle – and it’s so simple. If the line is broken then anyone can cross, if it’s solid neither party can infringe, if they are alongside one another only one direction of traffic can intersect – brilliant. As far as painting is concerned the white line has done more for the world than the renaissance movement, Vincent Van Gogh, and the Sistine Chapel. It’s not as important as Salvador Dalí, but he was pretty awesome.