“How was your night?” a woman asked her husband as he entered their apartment. What she actually meant was – “Where have you been?”
“Not bad,” he said; which of course portrayed – “It was really good to get out of the house.”
“You must’ve had a good time.” – “Why are you home so late?”
“Why is that?” – “I went to a friend’s house for a beer – stop busting my balls.”
“Were you just around at Paul’s?” – “Who was there? What did you do? Did you go anywhere else? Were there any females involved?”
“Yeah, Ryan dropped by for a drink.” – “There was a fuckload of people there and I’m not telling you who.”
“Did you already eat?” – “I was home all night and I had to eat dinner alone!”
“I had a quick bite at Paul’s, thank you.” – “I’d rather get through on the beers I drank than listen to you talk about having to cook dinner.”
“Well, I was just about to go to bed.” – “You’re sleeping on the couch!”
“Ok honey, I might stay up and watch the news.” – “Good, I’m going to stay up for a couple of hours scanning the channels for partial nudity.”
“Not bad,” he said; which of course portrayed – “It was really good to get out of the house.”
“You must’ve had a good time.” – “Why are you home so late?”
“Why is that?” – “I went to a friend’s house for a beer – stop busting my balls.”
“Were you just around at Paul’s?” – “Who was there? What did you do? Did you go anywhere else? Were there any females involved?”
“Yeah, Ryan dropped by for a drink.” – “There was a fuckload of people there and I’m not telling you who.”
“Did you already eat?” – “I was home all night and I had to eat dinner alone!”
“I had a quick bite at Paul’s, thank you.” – “I’d rather get through on the beers I drank than listen to you talk about having to cook dinner.”
“Well, I was just about to go to bed.” – “You’re sleeping on the couch!”
“Ok honey, I might stay up and watch the news.” – “Good, I’m going to stay up for a couple of hours scanning the channels for partial nudity.”