Brian always has the most interesting things to say. He seems to know about absolutely everything. It doesn’t matter what subject comes up in conversation he’ll have something fascinating to say about it. Last time I saw him I was out with some smokers and he made a comment about the lighter being invented before the match. It made sense when I thought about it for a minute but it was still an interesting remark. Unfortunately it’s almost impossible to listen to anything that comes out of his mouth. Brian’s voice is so monotone and boring that it’s actually hard to stay awake in his presence.