I was listening to some chick on the radio talk about Christopher Booker’s seven plot theory. Essentially this guy believes that all forms of storytelling can be categorised into seven different groups. There’s the quest, the tragedy, the rebirth and four other bullshit classifications. I would like to see this fool catalogue the works of Etgar Keret or Jorge Luis Borges. Their combined omnibus would result in at least 34 new categories.