“That dress makes you look like a cheap whore.”
“Well your makeup makes you look like a clown on crack.”
“That fat, cellulite covered ass makes you look
like an elephant with an eating disorder.”
“Your pale, drawn face makes you look like a heroin-addicted ostrich.”
“Well that dirty, brittle hair makes you look like
a Siamese cat undergoing chemotherapy.”
“Really? I got it done this afternoon. I was quite happy with it.”
“Yeah, it’s quite nice actually. Which salon did
you go to?”
“Well your makeup makes you look like a clown on crack.”
“That fat, cellulite covered ass makes you look
like an elephant with an eating disorder.”
“Your pale, drawn face makes you look like a heroin-addicted ostrich.”
“Well that dirty, brittle hair makes you look like
a Siamese cat undergoing chemotherapy.”
“Really? I got it done this afternoon. I was quite happy with it.”
“Yeah, it’s quite nice actually. Which salon did
you go to?”