I don’t really understand sibling rivalry at all. My brother is far more successful than I’ll ever be, but that just means I’m able to borrow money from him. It’s everyone else who’s successful that gives me the shits. I’ve never had the opportunity to meet Johnny Depp but I’m sure if I was to ask him for a bus fare he’d tell me to go fuck myself. Although my brother’s net worth is about a thousandth of Johnny Depp’s, he would happily buy me a car. Even if Johnny Depp was nice enough to part with the bus fare I wouldn’t want it anyway; if a single cent had come from that ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ bullshit I’d really have to consider killing myself.