I realised today that the closer you are to public transport the slower time takes. I was at the train station for about three and a half minutes and it felt like an eternity. I’m not sure how it works, considering the rotation of the earth, and other proven factors, but I think it’s undeniable. If you were diagnosed with a terminal illness all you’d have to do is spend an afternoon waiting for a bus; you’d be ready to go before your number was even drawn.