I went to my nephew’s birthday party on the weekend. He’s only three but he put on a pretty good show; it was basically a group of adults sitting around drinking wine. My nephew was running around in the yard with a girl from his playgroup. When he came over to get a drink my brother-in-law started giving him shit about having a girlfriend. “That’s pretty ironic coming from someone who’s been married for ten years,” my nephew replied. He had a fair point.