Last week I helped an elderly neighbour move a concrete statue from her car to the front porch. The sculpture was ludicrously heavy but I tried not to let on. She was very thankful for the assistance and it felt really good to help out. That night I decided I would perform one nice deed every day from then on. Friday I informed someone that they'd left their car lights on. Saturday I tracked down the owner of a phone I'd found on the side of the road. Sunday I washed my roommate's car while she was sleeping. Yesterday I wandered the streets until three in the morning looking for someone to help. I eventually found a homeless guy and offered him a pork roll. He threw it in my face.