A friend of mine owns a fitness gym downtown. He only bought it for the money; I don’t think he’s ever worked out. He said that he goes there every now and then to check out the girls on the treadmills, but that’s all he has to do with the place. Apparently it’s an absolute goldmine. People sign twelve month contracts, come for three weeks, and never return. The overheads are quite low as well. A few weights and a couple of cross trainers – that’s about it. Unfortunately the gym may’ve become more trouble than it’s worth. My friend is being taken to court. I know what you’re thinking: someone dropped a weight on their foot, fell off a treadmill, or cut their finger on a membership card, but it’s nothing like that at all. The fitness centre is being sued because their clock runs 14 minutes slow. A hotshot merchant banker failed to complete a several billion dollar purchase because he was busy doing bicep curls. He was fired from his company and is now focusing his time and money on the law suit.