I didn’t have a religious upbringing or anything, but for some reason the idea of everyone being created equally seemed to make sense to me. While marking some children’s work from school I realised just how wrong this thought had been. Some people were clearly more gifted than others in certain areas. The evidence couldn’t be clearer. For an art project one girl handed in a canvas that would’ve been accepted by most tertiary institutions; another student submitted an A4 piece of paper with a clumsily drawn house and smoking chimney; it had actually been done in crayon. I rang my friend Pablo and he got me in contact with Usain Bolt. Pablo works for some important sporting organisation. I said, “Usain, do you believe all men are created equally?”
He said, “I do my friend.”
“So why are you taking the piss out of everybody and running so fast?” I asked.
“Because I’m a god,” he laughed.
This confirmed my suspicion. Usain Bolt is a wanker.
He said, “I do my friend.”
“So why are you taking the piss out of everybody and running so fast?” I asked.
“Because I’m a god,” he laughed.
This confirmed my suspicion. Usain Bolt is a wanker.