I swear my girlfriend’s bladder is smaller than a pea. The only thing more impressive than the number of times she uses the restroom each day is the speed at she reaches a point of busting. She’ll be absolutely fine one minute, and in agonising pain the next. Last night we were out for dinner at some Italian joint. My girlfriend was explaining some boring story about work. All of sudden, midsentence, she stopped, leapt out of her seat, and rushed off to the toilet. If I didn’t know her better I would’ve wondered what the hell was going on. She returned a few minutes later with the most concerned expression on her face. She looked like she had just pissed her pants. “Are you ok?” I asked.
“Well,” she began, unsurely, “I think I may’ve just knocked someone out.”
“What do you mean?”
“I was in such a rush that I pushed open one of the cubical doors before knocking. I hit some girl in the forehead and she fell clean off the seat.”
“Is she ok?” I asked.
“I don’t know,” my girlfriend replied; “I didn’t want her to know it was me.”
“So you just left her there?”
“Yeah,” she confirmed, shrugging her shoulders, “what was I supposed to do?”
I considered telling the wait staff about the whole situation, the poor girl may’ve been badly injured, but my girlfriend would definitely kill me if she found out I’d said something. At least if I kept my mouth shut one of us would survive the incident.
“Well,” she began, unsurely, “I think I may’ve just knocked someone out.”
“What do you mean?”
“I was in such a rush that I pushed open one of the cubical doors before knocking. I hit some girl in the forehead and she fell clean off the seat.”
“Is she ok?” I asked.
“I don’t know,” my girlfriend replied; “I didn’t want her to know it was me.”
“So you just left her there?”
“Yeah,” she confirmed, shrugging her shoulders, “what was I supposed to do?”
I considered telling the wait staff about the whole situation, the poor girl may’ve been badly injured, but my girlfriend would definitely kill me if she found out I’d said something. At least if I kept my mouth shut one of us would survive the incident.