I drive past a little church on my way to work each day. It’s one of those strange buildings that would’ve looked quite modern in about 1983. It’s nothing special; however, the billboard outside always grabs my attention. I usually catch the woman changing the white plastic letters of a Monday morning. By the time I drive home in the afternoon something clever is scrawled across the giant blue rectangle. Last week it was simply the acronym ‘OMG;’ about a month ago, ‘well, you asked for a sign didn’t you?’ made an appearance, and another that has always stuck in my mind is, ‘if God had a fridge, your picture would be on it.’ Today’s message was written entirely in capital letters: ‘GET FUCKED THEN – YOU’RE THE IDIOTS WHO ARE GOING TO HELL.’ For the first time ever I considered attending a service.