I can be a little absentminded at times. I frequently misplace my car keys, rarely notice when people have their haircut, and often fail to read the time when I look at a clock. Surprisingly I function quite well as a human being; I get to work on time, brush my teeth twice a day, and remember to get some sleep each night. However, it must be said, of late I’ve become less attentive than ever. I was looking at some photos and noticed a t-shirt I hadn’t seen in years. It used to be part of my regular rotation but I had no idea what had become of it. As I flicked further through the album an entire absent wardrobe was revealed; not one item of clothing was still in my possession. Somehow my style is constantly changing and I’m playing a limited role in the process. I haven’t bought an item of clothing for at least a year! I’m the kind of person who drinks too much and often winds up sleeping on friends’ couches and spare beds. But if I do undress to sleep, surely I remember to reclothe before heading home the following morning. And it really begs the question: where are these other clothes coming from?